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Dodger Dogs at ampm: When Too Much ‘Good’ Stuff Is Too Much

May 4th, 2016 · 1 Comment · Baseball, Dodgers

It is odd to gauge my own reaction to this media release from the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The famous Dodger Dog, the meat tube in a bun sold at Dodger Stadium since 1962, is now available at “more than 500” ampm mini-marts in much of Southern California.

My first reaction?

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Happy to Have UAE Summers in Our Rearview Mirror

May 3rd, 2016 · No Comments · Abu Dhabi, Languedoc, UAE

Abu Dhabi hit 40 degrees Celsius (104 Fahrenheit) for the first time this year, on Friday last.

April 29, that is, as reported in The National.

And the seemingly eternal summer of the Persian Gulf is under way.

And how do we feel about that?

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Dee Gordon’s Suspension and a PED Solution: Cancelled Contracts

May 2nd, 2016 · No Comments · Abu Dhabi, Baseball, Dodgers, Drugs

Miami Marlins shortstop Dee Gordon, the National League batting champion, last week was suspended 80 games by Major League Baseball for failing a drug test.

This came only a few weeks after outfielder Chris Colabello of the Toronto Blue Jays also was hit with an 80-game ban. (And also expressed puzzlement how he failed a test.)

Baseball does not appear to be winning the battle against PEDs (performance enhancing drugs) because any risk-reward analysis shows it is in the player’s favor to pursue better statistics through chemistry.

Gordon, 28, is in the first year of a five-year contract worth $50 million. You read that right — $50 million … for a guy the Los Angeles Dodgers had given up on after the 2014 season.

And how big a hit does that contract take from his missing 80 games?

Only $1.65 million, from the $3 million due Gordon in Year 1 of his deal.

He is still guaranteed $48.35 million as long as he doesn’t fail another test. Even if he comes back and is useless and is out of baseball a year from now.

Guaranteed money is too big a temptation to cheat, as a “friend” of Gordon told USA Today.

So how can baseball defeat this?

Insert language in all contracts that allow clubs to abrogate that contract in the event of a failed drug test.

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The Spain/Costa Brava One-Day Road Trip

May 1st, 2016 · No Comments · France, Spain, tourism, Travel

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A advantage of living in the south of France is that you are never far from the north of Spain.

From the Beziers area, one can reach the border in about 90 minutes. Another half hour or so puts you near Girona as well as the Costa Brava vacation sites.

Which is a nice place to visit on May Day, a month or so ahead of the crush of tourists, particularly British and Dutch tourists, who will descend on the still-off-season and sleepy stretch of shore.

This was the situation:

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Illuminating Maps of France

April 30th, 2016 · No Comments · France

Everyone loves maps, don’t they?

OK, not quite everyone. We discovered, in six-plus years of living in the UAE, that Emiratis often own no maps and do not know how to read them. No, really. They will describe movements by landmarks.

I digress.

We came across this batch of French maps, informational stuff, and they are fun to look at.

Topics addressed? Borders, languages/dialects, wolves, ancient tribal homes, Roman roads …

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The ‘Vardy Asterisk’ with a Leicester City Title

April 29th, 2016 · 1 Comment · English Premier League, Football, soccer

Leicester City FC can secure an astonishing Premier League championship this weekend, with a victory at Manchester United. And if not then, by winning one of its final two matches.

English media have been doing celebratory Leicester stories (like this one and this one and this one), and even the New York Times has discovered the previously feckless east Midlands club.

As underdog success stories go, this one is hard to top. Leicester was “propping up the table” (as the British would say) midway through last season and seemed sure to be relegated, before engineering an escape with a strong finish. Still, Leicester was a 5,000-to-1 long shot in some betting establishments this season, which didn’t seem ridiculous — they would need a season of excellence to outstrip traditional powers like Chelsea and United, and they have never won the top flight nor an FA Cup, nor played in the Champions League.

And here they are.

Sports fans, in general, ought to be happy, at such an outrageous story. And most of the time, I am.

And then I think of Jamie Vardy *.

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NFL’s Dolphins and a Worst-Case Draft Night

April 28th, 2016 · No Comments · College football, Football, Los Angeles Rams, NFL

Well, this is the sort of nightmare scenario for NFL teams who inevitably say: “We did our homework.”

Not talking about the Los Angeles Rams here. They needed a quarterback and they took Jared Goff of Cal with the first pick in the draft — the safer (and perhaps duller) choice between Goff and the Division I-AA standout QB Carson Wentz, who went second to the Philadelphia Eagles.

No, we are looking at the pick the Miami Dolphins made with the 13th selection, Mississippi tackle Laremy Tunsil. A player the Dolphins say they had vetted thoroughly but also a guy they say they never thought would be available when they picked.

So, what are the flashing red lights of the Tunsil choice?

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We’ll Always Have the Newspaper in Paris … Oh, Wait

April 27th, 2016 · 1 Comment · France, Journalism, Newspapers, Paris, Sports Journalism

It was the ultimate career fantasy for a certain fraction of American journalists.

At some time in their careers they wanted to live in Paris and work for the International Herald Tribune.

They had read it during their travels in Europe and it became a sort of newspaper of record for their vacations, fondly remembered for world news from an American point of view, as well as the stocks page, comic strips and baseball standings.

The newspaper exerted a mental and emotional tug on those Americans who read it, and especially so with U.S.-based journalists.

It was the newspaper Ernest Hemingway and The Lost Generation read in cafes or on travels to Spain. It was the American newspaper voice on the other side of the Atlantic, avidly read by European government ministers, interested in “the American perspective”.

It also brought a sort of cachet to its readers. “Oh, yes, I saw that story in the Herald Tribune.”

Those travelers happily, greedily bought it, often stopping at numerous news stands until they found a copy, then reading it from front to back while resting up from a day of sightseeing.

Some U.S. journalists made the big jump to the IHT, and spent decades there. I worked in the Paris newsroom in the summer of 2001 as an 11-week temp in a high-standards newsroom, and I can remember my last day in Paris that year, sitting on a bench near Invalides as the August sun inched toward the horizon.

The Paris Herald newspaper was founded in 1887 and was the European edition of the New York Herald. For the next 125 years it and its successors loomed large as The Goal for U.S. journalists with wanderlust.

That all is going to end this year.

The incremental demise of the International Herald Tribune, as it was known from 1967 and into 2013, will reach its perhaps logical conclusion in October, when the New York Times closes its Paris-based newsroom.

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Chris Paul, the Clippers and What Might Have Been with the Lakers

April 26th, 2016 · No Comments · Basketball, Clippers, Kobe, Lakers, NBA

How Clippers is this?

Ten hours after learning yesterday that Stephen Curry, leading man of the Golden State Warriors, will be out for two weeks, setting up the possibility of the Clippers being able to beat a weakened Warriors team in the second round of the NBA playoffs …

Chris Paul suffers a broken right hand, repaired during surgery today, the morning after Blake Griffin also left the Monday defeat versus Portland with a recurrence of the quad injury that cost him most of the regular season — and today is declared out for the rest of the season.

And the Los Angeles Clippers go from “potential Western Conference finalists” to “dead, dead, dead here and now” without their two best players, both finished off in the same game Monday night.

Which could lead us off in the direction of the sad history of the Clippers, and whether they are cursed, etc. … but instead has me thinking about how different Chris Paul’s career might have been had not the NBA voided the deal for the star point guard that the Lakers made ahead of the lockout-delayed 2011-12 season.

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The Caves ‘de Clamouse’ of the Herault River

April 25th, 2016 · No Comments · France, tourism

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France appears to be a world-leader in caves.

It has world-famous caves (Lascaux, and the Paleolithic paintings), it has deep caves, it has gigantic caves, it has long caves. It has lists of caves that do not appear to be remotely complete.

It has so many caves that some of them close to population centers appear not to be included on the above list.

One of them, the Grotte de Clamouse, is barely 30 minutes from where we are staying, in the Languedoc, but is well worth seeing. Particularly if you come from places where holes in the ground are usually dug, not scoured out by nature … and you have a couple of young visitors with you.

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