Taking a page out of Marshawn Lynch’s playbook …

So, what are your thoughts on guys who refuse to talk at the Super Bowl?

Read what I wrote last year.

What?

Read what I wrote last year.

Did you say, “Read what I wrote last year?”

Read what I wrote last year.

Do you find this process awkward?

Read what I wrote last year.

What’s your favorite book?

Read what I wrote last year.

Wouldn’t you like a chance to tell us what you are about?

Read what I wrote last year.

So, was that you spraying graffiti at the team training complex?

Read what I wrote last year.

Can you deny you are the most tedious man at the Super Bowl?

Read what I wrote last year.

So, you’re special? Everyone talks except you because you’re special?

Read what I wrote last year.

Do you have, like, one idea per day, and that’s it?

Read what I wrote last year.

Do questions strain your brain?

Read what I wrote last year.

(Ding!)

Your five minutes are up.