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Silly ESPN.com Head of the Week

December 3rd, 2009 · 1 Comment · NFL, Uncategorized

Just made me laugh. It’s not important. Just silly.

“Eagles WR Johnson uncertain after concussion.”

Well, I’ll bet he is.

That would be Philadelpia Eagles receiver DeSean Johnson. Long Beach Poly guy by way of Cal. Great deep threat.

And how might his uncertainty manifest itself? Like this:

“My name is, let me see, something that has ‘Sean’ in it, right?”

“I was hit by a truck?”

“I play football? Are you certain about that? Have you taken a good look at me? I’m about 5-foot-8 and 150 pounds. Do I look crazy?”

“I do play football? Was I tackled, or did I run into a brick wall?”

“When the throbbing stops, when I’m no longer dizzy, this is something I’m gonna have to give further consideration to, because I am completely uncertain that I should be playing football for a living.”

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  • 1 James // Dec 4, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    He might also say, “Isn’t my last name ‘Jackson’?”

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