I am holding four tickets to the Dodgers’ game with the Reds on Wednesday night.

Also known as … Manny Ramirez Bobblehead Night.

You show up, you get a Manny Ramirez bobblehead, which just about has to be the greatest bobblehead ever, even if you think the guy is a sleaze ball. As I do.

Anyway, the four tickets I have here in my hand are in what we used to call the Reserve Section, Aisle 44 (pretty far down the left-field line, I believe it is), Row L, seats 6, 7, 8 and 9.

Not great seats, no. But a free Manny bobblehead goes with the ticket! And the game is a sellout.

I will sell them for face value — $25 each. That is, the $20 price plus the $5 “convenience fee” that most inconviently (to me) was added to each ducat.

If you are reading this, you know me, and know you can trust me … and I will be at the game that night. We can arrange a time and place to make a meeting and trade the tix for your cash.

Send me a note here, if you are interested. I imagine this will be a first-come, first-served sort of thing.